We're glad to meet you!

It’s a long-standing pooldash tradition (as of… 5 minutes ago) for everyone’s first post to be introducing yourself by starting a topic on this thread.

There is no wrong way to introduce yourself, and you don’t even have to say your name or where you’re from (but you’re welcome to!).

Look, I’m trying to start this forum, and nobody else is posting… come on, let’s break the ice!